i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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