I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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