My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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