I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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