I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize