Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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