I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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