I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
True strength comes from lack of pants
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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