Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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