Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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