so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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