how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You smell like stripper and shame
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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