white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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