What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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