the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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