Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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