Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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