Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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