U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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