Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
