Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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