don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize