I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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