Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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