Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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