so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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