Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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