Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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