I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Its about making memories worth repressing
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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