Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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