Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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