i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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