Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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