dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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