True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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