she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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