i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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