why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Drunk is not a location!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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