Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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