Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so let's talk penis.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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