The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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