Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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