what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Let's get the cat blown out
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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