ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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