margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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