we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
