I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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