Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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