I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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