can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
A bitchslap is in order.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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