are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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