She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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