Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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