Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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