So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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