Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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