when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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